LAST WORKING DAY OF FEBRUARY

This week ends very slow. Finally it is Friday. I still have loads of 'projects' not completed!!


I received this letter from my sponsored child.

The translation of the letter :

Greeting to you for the day when you will receive this letter.
I am well and good studying. My dream completed in last year. I wish you all the best and good health.
I recevied your sent greeting, thank you for your warm heat.
I will write letters when I received your letter and post cards in the future.
Please introduce yourself and your country to me in your next letter.
I wish you all the best and good health.


My girl was soooooo jealous and started crying..............

Just a letter and she lost her appetite. muahahahahaha.....................

TIGER YEAR

Chinese New Year Decorations...

Goodies......

These are what we had at Swensen.

CHINESE NEW YEAR

Dessert time....

Relax, Its Monday.

A woman comes home and tells her husband,
"Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, ''What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not Have a Headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.." It Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later, jumps into the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back, and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back into the bathroom again.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror saying, "She's not my wife. She's Not my wife. She's not my wife..."

What is Life about?

At one, YOU are the top priority
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
At twenty, getting laid is the top priority
At thirty, a good career is top priority
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
At seventy, remembering something is top priority
At eighty, moving around is top priority
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

Have a nice day!

hahaha.

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government..
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.
That leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

YOU AND ME!!!!!

And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer,
reading my blog...
Nice. Real nice.