TONGUE TWIST

From 46kg to 44kg

my dinner on saturday and sunday.

Wawa buaying my milo and biscuit...

approaching to snatch a sniff on the food....

disppointed when I finished without awarding any to him.

NEW LOOK

before                                                          after

STORY

One old carpenter was ready to retire, he told his boss, he does not want to build houses anymore. He want to enjoy the rest of his life with his wife.
The boss feels that he will be losing a good worker, requested him to build one last house for him.
The carpenter agreed.
However, the carpenter did not put in effort in the work and gave the boss a very lousy house.
When he completed the job, the boss came and said "This house is a gift from me in appreciation for the help you have given me over the years."

The moral of the story?

GENTLEMEN - 2010

This is the gentleman in 2009. He stay in Woodlands, take the train from Woodlands MRT and alight at Kranji MRT so that he can get a seat for his journey to Raffles MRT. Why I know? Because I followed him! muahahahaha.....................

New members seen standing and blocking alighting passengers.

All these men, height is at least 1.65m. Strong and young, but want to get into the train 1st so that they can get a seat!

Really no more gentlemen!

FATTENING

My lunch and snack...... the last one is pork lard. yummy

SOOOOOO HOT

The weather is sooooooo hot, see the birdies enjoying themselves. Cooling.........

Gadgets

Wish I own one.

Random

1. Showed two ladies at the same time two different blogger and both came with reply
"I DON'T LIKE HER."  muahahahaha


2. Aunty also find Stapler damn longwinded! muahahahahaha, Old aunty also can't stand the Stapler! muahahaha x 2

3. Gave Zac Enfron's token to Venus last night and she asked "If I wanna trade, then ?" "Then you will lost Zac Enfron lor." She will need to think very twice if she wanna trade now cos she don't want to part with Zac Enfron. muahahahahaha x 3

Tokens

Had an agreement with Venus that she will get one token if she scores full mark for any of her papers. She can trade these tokens for anything that she wants to buy. One token = $1. Strange thing is, if you are giving her $1 for any paper that she score full marks, there is no motivation. Don't understand.


So the poor mummy has to make the tokens from scratch.

Material needed for the tokens.

1st need to think of the picture on the tokens. Have to search for her idols picture then she will get very very excited when she gets one token. hahaha.

After pictures selected, it needs to be resize to fit into the token. After that, a print out is needed.

Then cut the boxes out.

Apply glue and stick onto the card.

Cut the paper to fit nicely onto the card, then stick the tape round the card as protection.

Done!

BOTOX???

Dr Sean Bush, Professor of Emergency Medicine.(Envenomation Specialist)

See him on tv every Sunday on Starhub cable TV attending to patients bitten by the coolest and scariest animal in the world - SNAKES.

Dr Bush and his patient.

Wondering why am I posting the picture of Dr Bush here??

Charming?? Cool??

No. Try to make a guess before you continue......
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Take a close look at his picture again.

While watching Venom ER on tv last Sunday, Venus suddenly blurted out "See, this man, sure got inject botox. His face sooooo smooth and shine."

I look at her without replying but inside was laughing like mad.

She was supposed to watch the patients fighting their lives against the venom and understand that snakes bite can kill but instead she pay all her attention to Dr Bush!

PENGZ............................................

Electric Shock on Train

Good news for the diabetic !

I received an email with the remedie for diabetic patients, and was asked to pass it on.

DR. TONY ALMEIDA ( Bombay Kidney Speciality expert ) made the extensive experiments with perseverance and patience and discovered a successful treatment for diabetes.


Now a days a lot of people, old men & women in particular suffer a lot due to Diabetes.


Ingredients:


1 - Wheat flour 100 gm
2 - Gum(of tree) (gondh) 100 gm
3 - Barley 100 gm
4 - Black Seeds (kalunji) 100 gm

Method of Preparation Put all the above ingredients in 5 cups of water.
Boil it for 10 minutes and put off the fire. Allow it to cool down by itself.
When it has become cold, filter out the seeds and preserve the water in a glass jug or bottle.

How to use it?


Take one small cup of this water every day early morning when your stomach is empty.
Continue this for 7 days. Next week repeat the same but on alternate days. With these 2 weeks of treatment you will wonder to see that you have become normal and can eat normal food without problem.

Disclaimer : Try at your own risk.

PROTRACTOR

Last night, when I reached home, Venus showed me her maths textbook pointing to the picture below said she need for her class today.  

After dinner, she started to look into her assets and couldn't find it. Then the whole family started to look around the house for the little protractor. Everybody looked high and low, up and down still cannot find. So I passed the below to her.

She said cannot. It is different, no lines in the middle, cannot use.


pengz..........................................................................

MAN U 1 - CHELSEA 2

Why did Man U lost out to Chelsea last saturday???

It is not because Rooney was injured or Chelsea performed better.

It is simply because of the stupid linesman. I don't know whether he is blind or he adore Chelsea more or he has a score with Sir Alex Ferguson. The 2nd goal by Drogba was a clear offside which should not be allowed! No need high technology to confirm Drogba was offside and yet that linesman missed!!!! Guess he is really blind!!!!!!

Yet John Terry still made sooooooo much noise when Federico Macheda scored!

Chelsea's performance was not as powerful as they played against Aston Villa. They got away with the precious 3 marks with the help of that stupid linesman!!

Well they better hold tight tight and not let away the top spot to Man U. Liverpool will do the job for Man U!

muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

DESSERT @ SIAM KITCHEN

Red Ruby with Coconut Icecream

Thai Chendol

Fresh Mango Slices with Sweet Sticky Rice

Durian and Sticky Rice in coconut milk (new and really yummy!)