At one, YOU are the top priority
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
At twenty, getting laid is the top priority
At thirty, a good career is top priority
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
At seventy, remembering something is top priority
At eighty, moving around is top priority
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
Have a nice day!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
hahaha.
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government..
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.
That leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
YOU AND ME!!!!!
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer,
reading my blog...
Nice. Real nice.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government..
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.
That leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
YOU AND ME!!!!!
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer,
reading my blog...
Nice. Real nice.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Cruise/Flyer 2009
An event organised by AUPE, ticket at only $38 includes a cruise along Singapore River and a ride on the Singapore Flyer and a dinner. Worth it! Oh ya and a 'goodie bag'.
Waiting area where we waited for the coach to send us to the Singapore River.
views from the cruise. 
Tickets for the flyer.. super excited though not the 1st ride. wahahahaha
views from the flyer.
The 'goodie bag', inside the bag was a pen and a lollie pop.
The trip was kind of boring but if its the 1st time then maybe it will be a different feeling. It was raining the whole day which affected my mood. cos I don't like raining days.....
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Man O Man, never tells the truth
Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.
In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn baby
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous.
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.
In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn baby
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Man, O Man!
When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.
When have money, keep dogs.
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.
Friday, January 15, 2010
TEST FOR DEMENTIA
Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.
First Question：
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
Answer：
If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question ：
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
Answer ：
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Third Question： Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day.
Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question： Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
Bonus Question: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
First Question：
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
Answer：
If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question ：
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
Answer ：
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Third Question： Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day.
Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question： Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
Bonus Question: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
SINFUL DINNER
satay (super lousy, best part is the onion is fresh)
fried mantou 
chilli crab
babercue sotong.
cereal prawns.
chinese spinnach with 3 type of eggs
fried prawn roll
roast meat (the best dish of the dinner)
the bill excluding the satay and roast meat.
babercue sotong.
cereal prawns.
chinese spinnach with 3 type of eggs
fried prawn roll
roast meat (the best dish of the dinner)
the bill excluding the satay and roast meat.Monday, January 11, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
my birthday
My cake
Guess what is this.
Guess what is this.
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Yes, its my present
and the inside is !!!!!!!
and this !!!!!!
Monday, January 4, 2010
BACK TO SCHOOL
The first day of school is wet and cold.
I hate raining days. It had rained for the past few days. Stepping into the New Year, the weather is sucks. Hot in the morning and rain in the late afternoon. This morning is worst, started raining in the morning. How I wished I could sleep at home. Sadly I can't and its a busy month ahead.
I spend my 1st holiday of the year at home watching DVDs. I intended to do some filings but was watching DVDs instead.
I hate raining days. It had rained for the past few days. Stepping into the New Year, the weather is sucks. Hot in the morning and rain in the late afternoon. This morning is worst, started raining in the morning. How I wished I could sleep at home. Sadly I can't and its a busy month ahead.
I spend my 1st holiday of the year at home watching DVDs. I intended to do some filings but was watching DVDs instead.
Guess what happen to her..........
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